Hello everyone, Robin Scherbatsky here. As I’m sure you know, our local news stories here at Metro News 1 have a reputation for being shocking. But what I bet you didn’t know is that we haven’t been giving you the whole story. That’s why I’m here! Recently motivated by the painstaking dedication to truth and honesty of our news affiliates, The Colbert Report and The Onion, Metro News 1 and I are making a promise to you that, from this point forward, we will give you nothing but the best, truest, and most thorough local news stories you’ve ever seen by creating a special news department: The Robin. Finally, my news is getting the attention it deserves!